This Is Your House On Cornstarch...

It all started out innocently enough, one Thursday morning at the Happy Taco--a little cornstarch to stimulate the young creature's senses 

oh how fun

love to let run through my fingers

 Oh who ever minds a little mess

 Oh how cute it splashed on her face

 Then you try to to do dishes only feet away, and everything then gets out of hand...

This is your floor on cornstarch

 This is your table on cornstarch

 This is your chair on cornstarch

These are your dollar tree flowers on cornstarch

 These are your vintage mexican postcards on cornstarch

And your walls,

And your coats

And your shoes

At least she was willing to do community service

 Cornstarch... not even once.

Even Mimi fell victim!